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Ferguson from my TL- August 18th (1/3)

prettyboyshyflizzy:

thewilsonblog:

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wtf


27,129 notes | Reblog | 15 hours ago

(Source: pyromaniacsmoker)


19,175 notes | Reblog | 16 hours ago

mvgl:

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 2x09 - “Cased Up” (November 11, 1991)


244,122 notes | Reblog | 1 day ago

loveniaimani:

controlledeuphoria:

I’m laughing so hard she is so over her momma

This will never not be funny.

(Source: betterthankanyebitch)


55,121 notes | Reblog | 4 days ago
prettyboyshyflizzy:

something like this almost happened too mee lol thats another story i have to tell its short doe

prettyboyshyflizzy:

something like this almost happened too mee lol thats another story i have to tell its short doe

(Source: complimentstothechief)


3,635 notes | Reblog | 4 days ago

Anonymous said: you tell crazy stories but has a woman ever tried to kill you ?

prettyboyshyflizzy:

matchmyflyyyy:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

thekingsofqueens:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

This one girl accused me of cheating for having female friends (which i wasnt fucking or flirting with but was just cool friends I dont wanna talk to a bunch of niggas all day i need a female perspective on things) she was screaming at me for 20 mins straight

i dont argue back cause im laid back im just like mhmmm mhmmm looking in my phone checking sports scores and on twitter … so at one point she says “was the pussy atleast good my nigga?” i was like “mmhmm that shit was nice and tight”  all of a sudden i heard silence i look up shes like

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*this is the moment where i knew i fucked up*

just looks at me like that for like 20 seconds “im like bae im just playing.. im just playing…”  she runs to the kitchen… and starts going in the drawers “im like shawty u needa chill”   im like “im just playing”

she pulls something out all i see was the light beam reflect off it

i get a good look i see this in her hand

im in the couch like

she starts running towards me so i open the door step outside then shut the door from the outside and use all my body weight to hold onto the door knob, She used to run track in highschool so i think she gon catch me so im like nah im not even gon run and get stabbed in the spine

she pulling tryna open it lol im in a project type building on the 12th floor man I was standing there for 43 mins shorty aint have an ounce of quit in her. People walking by laughing hearing her screaming at me

some middle aged lady walked by she was like 50 she was like “mmmmhmmm she caught your ass didnt she”

im like “ma’am help my arms tired”

she was like ahaaa nope “call that bitch you was fucking for help”  and walked into her apt

then shorties mom came out the elevator i was like thank god.. she was like oh lord what u do.. i was like “nothingg ma’am she got a knife i swear i did nothing ” her mom was like “kita put the damn knife down im coming in if u stab me imma beat your ass” i feel the pressure get off the door and i make a run for it i see her try to come chase me but her mom blocks her Im sure i coulda beat usain bolt in a race the way i was running

she was really gon stab me, If her moms aint come i woulda still been standing there holding the door to this day

😂😂😂😂

😩😫😩😫😩

😫😂😂 is this real?! Omg!

100%


9,736 notes | Reblog | 4 days ago

would-you-suck-my-clit-if-i said: YALL BETTER NOT BE PLAYING ABOUT THE CHICKEN FRIES

prettyboyshyflizzy:

thepoeticlovechild:

marshondigital:

juug-papi:

burgerking:

AIN’T NOBODY PLAYING.

lmaoo

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Burger King Went Into Real Nigga Mode.

Lmaoooo a black man runs that tumblr


2,908 notes | Reblog | 4 days ago
uglysaiah:

basicstopher:

you know you that nigga when you can bring back the macarena and dont nobody say shit…

i lowkey got mad at the fact these niggas got all white on in sand n’shit. don’t ask. 

uglysaiah:

basicstopher:

you know you that nigga when you can bring back the macarena and dont nobody say shit…

i lowkey got mad at the fact these niggas got all white on in sand n’shit. don’t ask. 


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mermaidsandmoshpits:

hopeless-fangirl:

THIS DISTURBS ME WHERE DID THEY COME FROM AND WHERE DID THEY GO


#cotton eyed joe

mermaidsandmoshpits:

hopeless-fangirl:

THIS DISTURBS ME WHERE DID THEY COME FROM AND WHERE DID THEY GO

(Source: canon-unot)


161,448 notes | Reblog | 4 days ago
prettyboyshyflizzy:

2damnfeisty:

dynastylnoire:

hoodniggashit:

fish-dinner-connoisseur:

jeezytaughtmee:

Maaannnnnnnnnn. If this ain’t the whole truth.

chill people can change like you could still be ugly

na you still ugly for being mad about sumn in 7th grade 

says people that probably bullied people in 7th grade.

^^

i mean are you the same person u were in 7th grade ?  problably not

prettyboyshyflizzy:

2damnfeisty:

dynastylnoire:

hoodniggashit:

fish-dinner-connoisseur:

jeezytaughtmee:

Maaannnnnnnnnn. If this ain’t the whole truth.

chill people can change
like you could still be ugly

na you still ugly for being mad about sumn in 7th grade 

says people that probably bullied people in 7th grade.

^^

i mean are you the same person u were in 7th grade ?  problably not


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